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The Official Dick Lazer

The Official Dick Lazer

Regular price $19.99
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...

FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz

WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly! 
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Customer Reviews

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Mark Sanger
Dick lazer

Fantastic

Thanks for the review Mark! Enjoy the D Lazer!

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Anonymous
Multidicktool Rules

Purchased as a gift, this laser pen surprised me with its functionality--regular laser pointer, flashlight, and blacklight--so much that I may have to keep it for myself or buy another.

Thanks for the review! We are functional and silly and we appreciate that you recognized that! Business in the front, party in the back!

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John Plesha
Just the Tip

Product is hilarious. Great variety of dicks. Wish laser was a little stronger but is visible on most surfaces. In complete darkness is great. Instant hit with friends.

Thanks for the review John! Hope you keep having fun shining that thang!

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Adam12
Clever idea

Got this as a gag gift (no pun intended) and it was a definite hit. Good for lots of laughs and mischief.

Glad the D Lazer was the gag gift you needed! Thanks for the review!

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Elliott Lancaster
Lazer

Best 20$ ever spent 😂

Yewwww!!! That's what we like to hear!!! Thanks Elliott!