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The Official Dick Lazer
The Official Dick Lazer
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Shine 5 dicks at your friends, enemies, loved-ones and strangers! Perfect for pranks, bachelorette parties, nights out / nights in, birthday gag gifts, and anybody with a sense of humor...
FEATURES: 5 hilarious dicks, high-powered red dot laser (over 1000 ft. range), Flashlight, blacklight, USB charged. Lightweight - 1.4 oz
WARNING: Must be 18 to order. Please see safety page for details and usage. We are not responsible for injury caused by Dick Lazers to oneself or others. We take no responsibility for how Dick Lazers are used. Dick Lazer customers are responsible for their own behavior. Use at own risk. Please use responsibly!
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from 160 reviewsPurchased as a gift, this laser pen surprised me with its functionality--regular laser pointer, flashlight, and blacklight--so much that I may have to keep it for myself or buy another.

Got this as a gag gift (no pun intended) and it was a definite hit. Good for lots of laughs and mischief.

From a distance the laser makes me feel inadequate by the size on the wall!

I bought one for a girl that has a sense of humor, a cat, and no flashlight, so it was a home run. The cat is actually enjoying it the most.

The laser came in perfect condition after I charged it. I fucked with my friends and every single one of them got a dick in their face.

This thing is great for an abdominal work out. Try playing the Dr. Who theme music and rotating the Lazer on the ceiling.

The Dial-a-Dick feature is the best.

This Lazer is hilarious and FUN! For sure have gotten a lot of people to laugh. Love pulling it out at the bar. The flashlight on the other end has came in handy as well!! I recommend this Lazer for a fun night out or to get a good laugh!

I don't think $20 bucks has ever brought so much joy to my life.

Fun prank Lazer ,everyone I show it to laughs their ass off

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Thanks for the review Mark! Enjoy the D Lazer!
Purchased as a gift, this laser pen surprised me with its functionality--regular laser pointer, flashlight, and blacklight--so much that I may have to keep it for myself or buy another.
Thanks for the review! We are functional and silly and we appreciate that you recognized that! Business in the front, party in the back!
Product is hilarious. Great variety of dicks. Wish laser was a little stronger but is visible on most surfaces. In complete darkness is great. Instant hit with friends.
Thanks for the review John! Hope you keep having fun shining that thang!
Got this as a gag gift (no pun intended) and it was a definite hit. Good for lots of laughs and mischief.
Glad the D Lazer was the gag gift you needed! Thanks for the review!
Best 20$ ever spent 😂
Yewwww!!! That's what we like to hear!!! Thanks Elliott!
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